where’s that vine of the mcelroys (?) going “HOT BOY” at a car
It was taken off of Vine but luckily it’s on Youtube, God bless.
literally every tag on this is “I didn’t know that this was the McElroys” and I think it’s bizarre and wonderful at the fact that this is probably the first vid that boomed across tumblr of the good, good boy content and I am thriving.
a mandarin orange is a most lovely fruit. compact + comes in a very tidy little vessel. rich in vitamin c and other essential nutrients. very sweet also
I'm lovin all this Newt doing romantic gestures for Hermann and don't get me wrong he deserves it but also romantic Hermann doing gestures for Newt would be great!
you are ABSOLUTELY correct!!! hermann takes newt to aquariums and holds newt’s hand lets newt rant at him about the fish for hour. he reads books and poetry aloud to newt in bed while newt dozes off because newt loves his voice. he cooks newt his favorite meals when he gets home from work before newt. newt steals his sweaters so often that hermann starts buying “himself” sweaters that he knows newt will look cute in (oversized ones with weird patterns and sleeves that will go over newt’s hands) when he inevitably steals them. he doesn’t buy newt a million bouquets or pairs of socks or books like newt does for him, but sometimes he buys him the very sensible gift of a potted plant that catches his eye when he’s running errands, or just some snacks newt wants. he knits newt scarves and hats with more weird patterns to keep him warm in the winter and fusses over him to make sure his jacket is zipped up right, that he’s bringing an umbrella if it’s raining, sometimes even convincing newt to take his big parka if it’s really cold out. he knows newt loves pda (and hermann is obviously touch-starved himself so it’s not like it’s a huge sacrifice) so he makes sure to hold newt’s hand and kiss his cheek in public. he calls him “my love” because it makes newt smile and blush. most romantic of all: sometimes hermann just lets him win arguments
Quick question cause I just remembered but when Spider-Ham introduced himself to the others why the FUCK was he dripping wet. Just absolute puddles on the floor. Do pigs just do that